Lame Dota Jokes

Five heroes fron The Sentinel, Boush(Tinker), Lina Inverse(Slayer), Rylai Crestfall(Crystal Maiden), Aggron Stonebreaker(Ogre Magi) and Tiny(Stone Giant) died and they were sent to hell. On the way there, they met Lucifer(Doom Bringer) who gave them a bargain."If either on of you can listen to 100 of my jokes without laughing, then I will let all of you free."said Lucifer. They all agreed and Lucifer start to tell them the funniest jokes ever. At the end of the 1st joke, Boush laughed and he was out. At the 37th joke, Lina cant resist to laugh and she was out. When the 65th joke was told, Rylai burst in laughter and she was out. At the 81st joke, Aggron could take no more and he was out, leaving poor little Tiny alone. At the 99th joke, Tiny suddenly laughed and he too, was out. Rylai then shouted at him."Why did you laugh at the 99th joke! You just need to endure 1 more joke and we are all free!". Tiny replied "Sorry, I just finally understood the 1st joke.

Hey guys...heard a joke 2day...writing it in Dota language...

Faceless desperately needed some sex...so he went to Drow's place

Faceless: Hey babe...will u have sex with me?

Drow: **** off...u dont even have a face...u would i have sex with u?

Faceless embarrased went to Luna's place

Faceless: Luna please dont say no...but can u have sex with me?

Luna: Piss off...even my buffalo wont have sex with u

Feeling lonely...faceless decided to gave it a last shot...he went to Lina's place...and found her naked there lying on her bed...
Taking no chances...Faceless timewalked...chronoed her....****ed her...and as soon as he is finished...timewalk backed to a safe place...

Lina: WAT THE **** JUST HAPPENED HERE?

Riki: I dunno but my ass really hurt :O