Definition of DotA

BondageDucky · by BondageDucky on Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:20 pm

DotA
	Stands for Defense of the Ancients. It was originally created by my brother, Eul, who quit mapping soon after and left the map for others to steal and take credit for. Those fags. Especially IceFrog, who made the "AllStars" version, currently the most popular version of DotA. The newest version is currently DotA AllStars 6.38b. This Warcraft III mod has bred a new race of nerds. The DotA nerds, who host the games solely to gleefully kick anyone who has not downloaded the map and wished to download it. They are the ones who spam "omg NOOB" and "I just want one good game of DotA, please" in game. They are the ones that stain the rep of DotA. They are discouraging other DotA hopefuls to play the game with their faggish comments and emo attitudes. New DotA Player: "Hi, can anyone tell me what this game is like?" Nerd: "OMG NOOB GET THE FUCK OUT OMFG WHY DID YOU JOIN OMG WASTING MY TIME OMG KICK" DotA Veteran(not a nerd): "Dude, just let him play. Whats wrong with you?" Nerd: "OMG WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME I HATE YOU KICK" 2nd DotA Veteran(not a nerd): "What a fag." leaves Nerd: "..." sobs to himself and locks himself in closet and dies lolz fag.

**Rockafella** · by **Rockafella** on Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:52 pm

Whaaahaaa.... So sad, but yet soooo true

Omni_Cookie · by Omni_Cookie on Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:54 pm

Ha ha... the bad thing is that its actually true, most of the other war3 mods, people will allow you to join and will help you if you dont know the game... but in dota its a harsh world filled with n00bs with way oversized e-peens

**sLyd3r** · by **sLyd3r** on Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:16 pm

good find... now we just hav to encourage Omni_Troll to do d same Twisted Evil

Omni_Cookie · by Omni_Cookie on Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:24 pm

U saying I dont help the noobies Sad

sis on you ... i'm always willing to babysit a new player and play a support char.

BondageDucky · by BondageDucky on Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:31 pm

BondageDucky wrote:who host the games solely to gleefully kick anyone who has not downloaded the map and wished to download it

i am embarassed to say that I did some kicking the other night but I like to think that T3ssay had something to do with it - poking me with the giant dark side stick

**Edgey** · by **Edgey** on Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:59 pm

Kicking can be fun sometimes, and it is a must if u need spot for a mate

**sLyd3r** · by **sLyd3r** on Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:32 pm

I never kick... i gently lead them the *@%$ out Twisted Evil

BondageDucky · by BondageDucky on Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:01 pm

sLyd3r wrote:I never kick... i gently lead them the *@%$ out

there's that Asian charm we so love!

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